Chicken Race
Just witnessed a chicken race between two humans on bikes.
One brave or stupid man was storming towards an equally brave or stupid woman.
I’m not sure who won, because I’m pretty sure the very core of a chicken race is to avoid each other in the last minute.
Come to think of it - why are chickens considered to be cowards, or frontal crash avoiders?
Anyway, the brave man and the brave woman are both lying very still on the walkway outside my apartment.
My toast is ready! :D