Temperature
When I stopped snoring and decided to come back to life the other day, I noticed the sun was shining. Excellent news.
The temperature of the sun is 5,505°C (9,941°F). Now that’s hot. But what about Earth?
It’s 9 in the morning and the Internet told me it was already 29°C (84°F). Usually it’s so cold in the morning I have to wear a jacket to work. But hey, it was a rather hot night I guess. Ah well, what the heck do I know.
Shorts: check! T-shirt: check!
Giggling like a schoolgirl, I skipped along down the stairs (98 steps!) and stormed out through the front door. “Awesome weather here I cooooooo…”
…something wasn’t right. My balls disappeared. Both of them. And for some reason I could see my own breath “hhh hhh.” Some might have said it was a tad chilly. But not me - see I had facts!
For a few seconds though, the in-your-face experience I was having made me consider changing into something warmer. But 98 stairs is only doable every 8 hours or so, so changing clothes wasn’t really an option at that point.
Off to work I went.
Now, I’m used to people starring at me, for various reasons, but I couldn’t shake off the feeling that a lot more people were starring at me that morning. And they all had one thing in common; no-one… was wearing shorts. Hmm.
I’m pretty sure I had snow in my hair by the time I reached the office. My colleagues later told me it was 10°C (50°F) outside, and that my Internet weather report wasn’t updated correctly.
Dadnternet, from now on I will do the thinking.
